Michael,I went skiing. Apparently, Vermonters can't figure out what to do with themselves when it's cold outside, so they grab boards, put them on their feet and go get colder. Makes no sense to me but it is their local custom, so I played along.
I had to make due with equipment that I made and found but it was worth it. The weather was great, sunny but lots of snow. I had a little trouble getting on the lift but I met some people visiting from Germany and I had nein trouble asking them for help.
Have you ever skied Michael? I didn't think so. Do you know what skiing is? Skiing began in Germany in the 14th century by a monk named Johann VonSkiingDownDerMount. Not many people know that.
Perhaps a future team building event at Dunder-Mifflin could include a skiing trip to Vermont? That might entice me to return to the office. If you could send me money for some real skis so that while I'm here, I can practice more efficiently, that would be appreciated. I don't need money for mittens, as you see my hands are conveniently tucked in my pockets. I do have to return the chopsticks soon to the local Chinese restaurant.
That's all for now. I'm headed out to Church Street again in pursuit of gainful employment. Wish me well, although I don't need it. I am infinitely more intelligent than half the people hanging out in front of Old Navy sucking down coffees and smoking their Lucky's.
Sincerely,
Dwight Schrute
Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch
Dude,
ReplyDeleteCall me if you're in the mountains again. I musta just missed, ya. I was in the pub all night and didn't ski. Sorry man.
Bode Miller