I've written a book...

Michael,

I've found my niche, doing something I know and love even better than selling paper. I wrote about bears, as I am an expert having gutted my fair share of the Schrute Beet Farm.

Question: What is the strongest bear?
Answer: Wrong, the black bear is strongest.

Question: What do bears like to eat?
Answer: Wrong, fish and berries.

Do you know anything about bears Michael? If not, you should read my book. My publisher, Lenny, who stands in front of Brooks asking for quarters (hey, it's a living... at least that he tells me), is quite excited about my book. We only have two copies so far as that's all Lenny could afford down at Kinko's. Some days Lenny collects more quarters than others.

If you want a copy or two, give your spare change to Lenny tomorrow. I'll have him run down to Kinko's and make you a copy. For an extra buck in his bucket, I'll sign it for you. For two bucks, I'll have him hand deliver it to your desk.

Sincerely,
Dwight Schrute
Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
Currently An Author of Bear Books
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch