Michael,I need your help in an investigation. The person in front of Old Navy who gave me this Nancy pool is cheating. I don't know how but I'm determined to find out.
I picked the Morgan State Bears and he said they lost to the Oklahoma Sooners. A bear can beat an old boat anytime. He's lying.
He said the UCLA Bruins lost to a bunch of Wildcats from Villanova. No cat, no matter how wild ever beat a Bruin. Question. What do bears eat? Answer. Wildcats.
The Robert Morris Colonials lost to Michigan State Spartans? Spartans don't even exist anymore. What kind of nonsense is that?
The Akron Zips lost to the Gonzaga Zags? The what? Gonzaga? Zags??? Are you kidding me?
Cornell Big Red lost to the Missouri Tigers? Well, looking back, I can see that as it's Andy's old school. What was I thinking?
The Eagles of Boston College lost to the Usk(?) Trojans? An eagle could fly circles around a trojan and poke his eyes out, for crying out loud.
And last but not least, the Golden Bears of California lost to the Maryland Turtles? Ridiculous. A bear could crush the turtles shell and eat him in no time flat.
If I find that guy in front of Old Navy, I'll get him to give me my money back. If you see him, let me know.
Sincerely,
Dwight Schrute
Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch
Dwight,
ReplyDeleteA Big Red could beat up a bear anytime!
Cornell Andy (Drew)
Andrew,
ReplyDeleteQuestion... What's a Big Red?
Answer... you don't know.
Dwight