You will never beat me in the last place spot in this year’s Nancy pool – I meant to lose. I will now gain free entry into next year’s contest win and use the money to fund my own pool where I can run algorithms on everyone else’s picks to assure my continual winning.
By the way the bears of UCLA, California and Morgan St. will prevail again, don’t you recall Rule 17: Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged or the dominant Turkey during mating season.
There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of 5. Learn your rules; you better learn your rules. If you don't you'll be eaten in your sleep!
Sincerely,
Dwight Schrute
Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch
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