Job Interview

Michael,

I had my first job interview at a construction company. It's called Lego's Rock. They build tiny buildings and the workers are quiet small, compared to me. I guess they do things differently in Vermont. Maybe the soil has something to do with it? I can't actually see the soil though as it's covered with snow, as usual. How do people live here?

I interviewed with the manager last Friday. When I met him, he introduced himself as Big Bob, Big Bob's "Lego's Rock" Construction Company. So I asked him what line of business he was in? (Tell Ryan, he'll get a kick out of that.)

Anyway, I thought they might need someone to sell paper but apparently not. They just build things out of Lego's. Interesting, NOT! A bear could rip through this stuff like it's nothing. Personally, I think Big Bob has some other issues but I am on a mission to find a job, not debate the intellectual aptitude of the native Vermonter. And it's still white here, not green. These people, I tell you. Can't name a state to save their lives.

I will continue my pursuit of gainful employment elsewhere.

Sincerely,
Dwight Schrute
Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch