Michael,I was told by the locals that spring was here. And then it snowed two more inches and the roads were so icy, I fell on my head and as I don't have detached arms, I couldn't get up. I even asked my friends in front of Old Navy to help me up and they just laughed.
So, after a kind soul felt sorry for me and picked me up, I flew to Mexico. I needed a break from the cold weather. As you can see the weather is lovely, sunny and warm. The sand is perfect for cooking sea animals. Tonight I'm having dolphin but he doesn't know it yet. I bought a car as the deals are excellent now. Zero percent financing and they through in two strawberry daiquiris as incentive.
I like Vermont but am afraid I'm not coming back until the real spring comes. Even the clock change didn't help as I over slept and flew to Antarctica while on the plane. So, I'm out of money again. I did find a part time job that financed my trip to Mexico. I can't tell you much about how I made the money but I will say that it's amazing how much they pay for Moose skins here in Vermont.
I will have to find another job once I get back to Vermont. But not until it's warmer. They say in 3-4 months, it'll be nice there again.
Sincerely,
Dwight Schrute
Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch
Dwight,
ReplyDeleteI can get you all the steaks you need, at a discount. Just let me know.
Meredith