People all over Burlington have gone mad. The guys in front of Old Navy and Brooks keep coming up to me asking to join their Nancy AA Pool. They are throwing papers in front of me saying I need to fill out their paper work and brackets and give them cash by Thursday at Noon.I'm not doing that.
All this college talk, N. Dakota State? Binghamton? Northern Iowa? Robert Morris? I went to college at the Schrute Beet School of Hard Knocks. I don't get it. Some guy named Billy Packer asked me if I could help him find a job. It seems he was supposed to be on TV last Sunday for some selection but he got fired. I told him to hit the road.
They say they are all meeting at Nectar's at 12:10 PM on Thursday to watch some sort of sporting event. I'm not interested unless it's gutting a bear or deer.
These people are nuts, talking about March Madness. Of course, I'd go mad too if I lived here as one day it's 50 degrees and the next day it snows. Scranton is sounding pretty good right now, who knows, I may be back soon.
Sincerely,
Dwight Schrute
Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch
Dwight,
ReplyDeletePut $20 down on the Robert Morris for me. It's a sure thing.
Thanks,
Kevin
Uh, Dwight,
ReplyDeleteThose people are gambling and that's against company policy. In case, you ever come back to Dunder-Mifflin, just wanted you to know that that could get you in trouble.
Toby in HR