I made some new friends. They don't talk much but I much prefer that anyhow. We played in the snow and it was much more fun than watching the MacDonna character attempt to sing to Alex. I did hear he's playing his sport again and hit a home-run yesterday. Whatever.
I'm enjoying my time in Vermont. It's not Scranton but what is? I probably will need to find a job soon as I haven't received any money from you via petty cash. Is there a problem? All those years I served you with all my heart and soul, what did it get me?
Well, I may never come back as these Vermont people are friendly. I will fill you on my job hunting experiences shortly. There's a recession on, I hear, so most people are nervous. Not me, I'm a Schrute and I'm loaded with skills. And my knives and a grenade, so if anyone doesn't give me a job, well...
Sincerely,
Dwight Schrute
Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch
Dwight,
ReplyDeleteBy the way, you didn't fill out any paperwork before you left. So give me a call ASAP.
Toby
HR Manager
Mr. Schrute,
ReplyDeleteWe received your resume (and knife) in the mail yesterday. Please do not contact us again for a job.
Sincerely,
Steve Yablonski
Mgr, Staples
Burlington VT