Michael,Before Alex left, he took a picture of me and the MacDonna lady. I know how curious you are to find these things out. Personally, I think she's scary looking and I've gutted deer and bears. I don't have much time to chat as Alex took off for Montreal, something about needing to take the heat off this syringe thing and finding St. Catherines street and more women.
And I just realized he took my camera! Now where is my passport??? I have to go get it back.
Sincerely,
Dwight Schrute
Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch
Dwight,
ReplyDeleteJust stay in Burlington, I'll send your camera back. Quit telling people what I'm doing, will you??? Jeez, what a baby!
Tell MacDonna I'll be back soon, just need a break. And she should stop singing, she's like 50 years old... enough already! She's not so much like a virgin.
Alex