Michael,I have been practicing my German here while in Vermont but most Vermonters speak either French or English. I know how to speak English, that's not really impressive to me. And French, well, we already went over that Green Mountain thing with the Ver and Mont. Silly peasants.
German is a man's language, lots of grunting and such. Gunten tag, mien frueline. Sprechen zie Deutch???
Nope, nobody speaks German here. Maybe I'll cross the border into Canada or New York. Must be someone there who speaks German. And I haven't found any German potatoes, just French fries. Quite disgusting. Nien.
What a bunch of Doomkoffs!
Sincerely,
Dwight Schrute
Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, German Branch
Dwight,
ReplyDeleteBring back the French fries that you don't eat.
Thanks again!
Kevin