Michael,
As you can see, I broke my glasses and went to the local optician for some new ones. Perhaps you can grab some money from petty cash, as you usually do for your afternoon Snickers bar, and send it my way. Please give it to my fine friends in front of Old Navy, they have promised not to spend it on coffee and cigarettes as they did last week.
Do you like my new frames? It's all the rage on cool people here in Burlington, Vermont. I checked my new Google Earth today and found out Vermont is near Canada. Did you know that? No wonder it's so cold here, and please send my jacket soon.
I noticed some of my former co-workers have become followers of this blog, but not you nor anyone from your business office. I think it's imperative for them to do so. Perhaps you can call a meeting and direct them to do so.
I will be in touch.
Sincerely,
Dwight Schrute
Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch
4:25 in the morning posting? Hell yah, it is cold. Michael for God sake send him his jacket.
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