People eat ice cream in the winter...

Michael,

It's crazy but true. It's 12 below zero here and snow everywhere these Burlingtonianiwicz's still manage to inhale ice cream. They all seem to be drawn towards these Ben & Jerry's characters.

I went inside but Ben & Jerry weren't there, just three teeny bopping girls who giggled the whole time I was in there. Maybe they haven't seen anyone as sophisticated as me before as Scranton is the big time compared to Vermont. Whatever the reason, I decided to have some, to try and experience all that Vermont offers. They had many different unique flavors, Chunkey Monkey, Cherry Garcia but they didn't have Mint Chocolate Beets, Hairy Beary or Battlestar Gallactica Crunchies. Personally I prefer a plate of shredded beets and bear meat.

As I left, the girls said to me, "Peace, love and ice cream!"

I told them, "Whatever". Stupid marketing gimmick, it'll never catch on.

And the mountains are still white, not green.

Sincerely,
Dwight Schrute
Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch