I'm in cognito...

Michael,

I had to go into hiding as that MacDonna lady which acting pretty weird. Alex took off for Canada so I'm on my own again. I couldn't take it, she kept saying things like "An Aaaaaaa-Bomb, from Aaaaaaaaa-Rod!" and "Papa Don't Preach", it was making me ill.

Anyway, I'm laying low for a while. I'll be back in touch shortly.

Sincerely,

Dwight Schrute

Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager

Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch