Michael,I hear through the grapevine (yes, those Old Navy guys do listen while drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes and swearing profusely) that your new company (Michael Scott Paper Company) is short of funds in your new mail machine and you're unable to stamp all your mail. (Maybe next time you can plan ahead on these crazy business ventures of yours but I digress.)
In the interest of fairness and all that is Schrute, I am happy to lend you a book of stamps so you can send out all your mail. Of course, I will have to charge you the customary 25% interest plus retaining fees which accompany all Schrute business transactions. In addition, you must promise to name your first born child, boy or girl, after me. It is standard procedure here at Schrute's Beets, Bed and Breakfast Corporation Inc. LLC. I will forward you the necessary documentation so we can complete this transaction.
On a side note, I hope you stopped by Ben and Jerry's yesterday for your free ice cream cone. I tried to get Beet Chip Crunch but they were all out.
Sincerely,
Dwight Schrute
Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch
Dwight Schrute
Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch
Dwight,
ReplyDeleteGame on, Dwight! I know paper sales, I don't know stamps or mail machines, but paper sales, I know.
Game on, Dude! Bring it.
Sincerely,
Michael
Dwight,
ReplyDeleteI could use a stamp or two. I have a pen-pal in Hoboken I need to write to.
Thanks,
Kevin
Dwight,
ReplyDeletewhen are you coming back?
Future Dwight