Michael,I've been reading a lot in the papers that I pick up in the trash about swine flu. I can't read some of the papers though, as they are coffee stained and covered with old Ben & Jerry's ice cream cones dripping with chocolate chip cookie dough.
Now I don't know about others but my two piglets, Andy and Angela, are doing just fine. Their Mom, Jan, is fine except for the small hole in her back. No sneezing, no coughing, no flu like syndromes.
Actually, I'm trying to fatten them up a bit because I've had a hankering for a good BLT sandwich lately and a good slice or two of ham.
Andy & Angela, the two dirty piglets, don't even have the sniffles, let alone a full blown flu. I'll keep looking after them though.
Could you send us a couple boxes of Puffs from the supply cabinet though, just in case their noses start running? Snot good. Drop it at the usual place in front of Old Navy.
Thanks,
Sincerely,
Dwight Schrute
Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch
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