Michael,
You mean to tell me after months of my being away and the office in turmoil, I return and there's no cake? No ice cream? No banners welcoming home the prodigal son?
Disappointing indeed, indeed.
Maybe I'll get back on the road again. 
P.S. How do you like my new friend? A little chubby but he's a good guy.
Sincerely,
Dwight Schrute
Assistant to the Cheap Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch
Really funny, Dwight, really funny... as the kids say nowadays, "Not!"
ReplyDeletewhere are the donuts? jeepers Dwight...
Michael