To Michael

It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that I have left Dunder-Mifflin to explore the world. After discovering the only love (besides my farm animals) of my life Angela has been sleeping with Andy, I have decided to take a leave of absence from the firm. I know this is disheartening to lose your assistant regional manager without notice, as I am the most necessary part of our company, I know you will survive.

Please let all of my co-workers, who I know are worried sick, that I am fine. I will be using the survivors skills that I acquired as a boy and those I have learned as assistant to the honorary deputy of the Lackawanna Volunteer Sheriff's Department, to help me battle the elements.

I will report back to you from time to time, but please don't worry. I packed dozens of can of Schrute beets to guide me along the way and keep me regular.

I know it looked like I was thrown away in the last episode but that was just a trick. The Dwight K Schrute bobble-head doll will always survive any major catastrophe, even losing the love of his life, Angela.

If you wish to contact me, please respond via my blog dwightschrutetales.blogspot.com. Tell all my friends to sign up to follow my adventures as I plan to write a book upon my return, Dwight K Schrute, Tales of the Beet Eater. When I will return, I truly can not say. You can also sign up to be a follower of this blog, look to the right and do so immediately so that I do not have to email you constantly with updates. Now! Do it, please. It's vital.

I know you will depressed while I'm gone but that is understandable. Be strong.

Sincerely,
Dwight K. Schrute
Former Assistant to the Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton PA Branch