Michael,
I'm sorry I haven't updated you with my latest but I was visiting my mother Talula back in Germany. Yah, vunderbar. Ve had a vunderful time, eating beets and reliving childhood memories, like the time she hit with a stick for not wearing a tie with my bland colored dress shirt at dinner. Now you know why I always wear that at work, in case my mother shows up. She used to make me milk the cows, slop the hogs (swine flu, what swine flu?), plow the north forty and change the transmission on the tractor. All this before I was in the 3rd grade, that's why I'm a hard worker and am so smart. I owe it all to Mom and those little love taps with a stick just kept me in line better.
How about you? Did you visit your mother on Mother's day? Send her some canned beets? Some raw potatoes, a chicken, something? No wonder you're the way you are.
Well, I have nothing more to say.
Sincerely,
Dwight Schrute
Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
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