I tried to visit you one last time.

Michael,

I came by this afternoon to say my official goodbye to you but you were out. Apparently, you and Mr. Stinchfield were at Nectar's partaking of your favorite lunch time beverage and french fries with gravy. That will not help either of you lose weight so I advise you to eat Schrute's Beets. I believe they are sold at the City Market.

I bought a digital camera at LeZot's on Church Street. You should try them. Anyway, in my travels, I plan to send you photos from time to time, as I know you are worried. Please do not concern yourself, we Schrute's come from strong stock. I did forget my jacket though and it's starting to snow. So if you could just hand it to one of my new friends on Church Street, next time you're out drinking at lunch, I'd appreciate it. My friends are the ones drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes, and asking for change 12 hours a day in front of Old Navy. It's an honest living, so please don't judge them.

That's all for now. Tell Andy I don't hate him but do admire his taste in women. Tell Jim I have nothing to say to him. Tell Angela I am well and eating my beets every day.

This week, I plan to start looking for work, although for now, many kind strangers have been giving me their change. If you see me in front of Brooks, please pretend you don't see me, it's better that way.

Sincerely,

Dwight Schrute

Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager

Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch

To Michael

It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that I have left Dunder-Mifflin to explore the world. After discovering the only love (besides my farm animals) of my life Angela has been sleeping with Andy, I have decided to take a leave of absence from the firm. I know this is disheartening to lose your assistant regional manager without notice, as I am the most necessary part of our company, I know you will survive.

Please let all of my co-workers, who I know are worried sick, that I am fine. I will be using the survivors skills that I acquired as a boy and those I have learned as assistant to the honorary deputy of the Lackawanna Volunteer Sheriff's Department, to help me battle the elements.

I will report back to you from time to time, but please don't worry. I packed dozens of can of Schrute beets to guide me along the way and keep me regular.

I know it looked like I was thrown away in the last episode but that was just a trick. The Dwight K Schrute bobble-head doll will always survive any major catastrophe, even losing the love of his life, Angela.

If you wish to contact me, please respond via my blog dwightschrutetales.blogspot.com. Tell all my friends to sign up to follow my adventures as I plan to write a book upon my return, Dwight K Schrute, Tales of the Beet Eater. When I will return, I truly can not say. You can also sign up to be a follower of this blog, look to the right and do so immediately so that I do not have to email you constantly with updates. Now! Do it, please. It's vital.

I know you will depressed while I'm gone but that is understandable. Be strong.

Sincerely,
Dwight K. Schrute
Former Assistant to the Regional Manager
Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton PA Branch